My Top Ten Favorite Pictures Taken On My Digital Camera

Okay, so I'm mostly doing this just to bump off that horrendous, bloated post at the very bottom of the page that messes up my margins. But still, I thought someone out there might like to see them.

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Hi Ryan n Drew!!!!111111@@

I know you're out there. . . I can sense it.

Wanna go see a movie or somesuch?

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I just downloaded Picasa and Hello, these picture-sharing programs from Google that give me even more control over my photos. Expect to see a lot more digital pictures up here now.

G0d, that sounded like a bad commercial, didn't it?

I'm back.

Hello.

I'm home sick today, so I've been hanging out, listening to my iPod, sleeping, whatever. I just downloaded these CDs called Living Language to my iPod. They basically play out a whole bunch of situations and vocabulary and you're supposed to listen and repeat. I have the French version. It's pretty cool, except that I don't know how to spell/write a lot of the things they're saying because I don't have the provided booklet. My mom said that it was ruined in a horrific soda accident. So right now I'm trying to transcribe what they're saying on the tape to a file on my computer.

By the way, is it just me or is Living Language's intro on their website slightly freaky? Mebbers it's just the music.

10 days until Apple releases Mac OS X Tiger. Apple sucks. Yet I have an iPod. Sad. It's prolly the only Apple product I'll ever buy.

I can't wait for Longhorn.

Pizza out.

Oh my heck. This is too much fun.

www.netdisaster.com

Here is my friend's "blog" after an alien attack:



Sowwy it's not clickable. I dunnoe what's wrong.

Dear Humorist People,

Please stop using the word "pie". And also "cheese".

These are not intrinsically funny foods. Think about it.

I can't tell you how many children's TV shows I've stumbled across recently where a character says "PIE!!!" or "Pie is good" or "I like pie" or somesuch. Ditto w/ cheese. "I like cheese! It is cool!" Shut up.

It was funny in, say, 2001.

Please move on to funnier stuff, like Djibouti and rutabagas. k? k.

OMGosh, I think my dad just got scammed.

Okay, so about an hour ago my dad, my brother, and I were driving home back from having dinner at my local Elks Club (don't ask why), and we pulled into this parking lot/plaza/shopping center to see if the Dairy Queen was open. We were driving by this tire store when this guy that was sort of wandering around the lot/plaza walked in front of our car. My dad unrolled the window to talk to him. 30-ish, husky, red winter hat, thick beard. He then proceeded to tell us this story about how he ran out of gas and he doesn't have any money to buy more and his girlfriend/wife (I forget which) is sitting in the car and the car is "sitting on fumes" (???) or something like that. He asked for 25 bucks to get some gas and offered to mail the money back to my dad, even give my dad his driver's license (!!!). So my dad gave him a couple bucks (even though he had more than that) and drove off. He didn't really believe his story. I didn't either. A savvy scammer wouldn't mail the money back (duh), and it's dumb to give out your address to random strangers. Plus driver's licenses can be faked. They are all the time when underage college peeps go into bars (triste mais vrai).

Here's a Snopes page about this type of thing. Snopes rocks.

Anyways. . .

Today was the first day of my spring break. YaY. I didn't do anything.