Dear Humorist People,

Please stop using the word "pie". And also "cheese".

These are not intrinsically funny foods. Think about it.

I can't tell you how many children's TV shows I've stumbled across recently where a character says "PIE!!!" or "Pie is good" or "I like pie" or somesuch. Ditto w/ cheese. "I like cheese! It is cool!" Shut up.

It was funny in, say, 2001.

Please move on to funnier stuff, like Djibouti and rutabagas. k? k.