scary stories and late nights do not get along

10-4

And now it's time to sink into self-indulgent innocence.

So I just returned from the library, k? Got lots of faxinating books. In particular, there was this one book I wanted to check out called The Hipster Handbook. So I go over to the humor section (first floor, in the back) and pick up the book and open it. So I sees this note nestled between the front cover and the first page. I open it up and read what is easily one of the weirdest things I have ever seen. On this 8x11 sheet of paper, in tiny, scribbled handwriting, is a collection of morbid and/or odd phrases. I've reproduced the list here in all its creepy glory (including typos). WARNING: Long.

And now it's time to sink into self-indulgent innocence.
Cheap sex and sad films
The easiest way to find out it isn't dull
It won't work, but you can try
Just a Holy Roman empowered to kill.
To talk about you and nothing.
Run and just don't feel anymore.
She said "No go."
Wait until you try the back seat
I failed this beautiful day in ever little way.
I'm too good and you'll destroy me
I'm too lazy, maybe
This isn't happening
I see everything
I'll be paranoid
Let it fall, let it fall
It never was a prison
Everything is the same
Go ahead and leave me here
This is the stuff we have to remember
I guess I missed it again
I'm just a means to your ends
I wish we could talk like we used to
The doctor said I should be just fine
Just wondering what the moon is up to now
Never mind that, I was born this way
I would if you asked me too
Now you'll see it was there all along
This is all he every really wanted
I guess I don't trust you
I was too late to answer the call
Just hold me when you feel like it
Did you hear me say hello?
This is just for me.
Why is all of that here
I guess I'm so lucky
Nothing but my t.v. and me.
My life boat is sinking
Am I missing my brain?
So long and Goodbye for now
I can see right through you
I like it when you lie to me
Ever want to lose it all?
I made this myself
I've never felt so old before
Does anything last forever?
I was lucky to find you like this.
Everyone is meaningless
You want a perfect me from now on
Don't leave me out in the clovers
I'm in and out
I've lost myself in your head
I'll do this when I'm allowed
What is the celestial equation?
Ever wonder why the earth spins for us?
Don't ever cut holes in your jeans
Hang on a crucifix of shame
My thermostat is set for "Cold Hearted"
Our lives are projections from films about (stuff?)
My life flashing before my eyes was like a slow credits roll over a silent film
I heart people who say heart
The snake is reborn again and again
A broken chain waiting for the furnace
Yoga is abusive to body and soul
That's 3 times you promised
You are the middle child of history
Unloved, forgotten, abandoned
It is all gone, Again and again
Pretend I'm a monster
They were all poisoned
Today is not the day
I think I like it here
I am going to stay right here
This makes me feel funny
I will have to fix it
I give the you same answer everyday
I don't think I will ever know
I am not thinking about you
Please, Please, please forgive me
I don't know what the door is for
I'm sorry I am not listening to you
I can feel it changing
I've always wanted to be on a feel good comedy.
The world that we live in is bullshit.
The Darkness is darker than the lightest light.
The Darkness shines out and blinds the world.
Hate is a pure virtue.
I've never been able to finish the whole thing.
I wanna be cut like Christ on the cross.
Ignition is the precursor of explosion
The word you are is "failure".
The word you are under is "pressure".
Experience is the cure all for boredom
This is the beginning of the end of the next chapter.
Pink is the new light red.
I never told you that you told me.
Waiting is the weakest link.
How do I look in your eyes
Are your kids safe tonight?
Are you tucked in tight in your bed?
I never knew that you knew that I lied to you
The last temptation of Christ was if he could have had a family
A bleeding heart quenches even the most passionate fire
When you become two, what will you do?
If I kill you, do I become you?
Am I really real?
Am I a conglomeration of everyone I have ever met?
Religion is the killer of all that is good.
Is god enough to save me? Do I need your church?
It will last forever, until something stops it.
Who decided that the devil was 6?
What happens when the universe hits the wall?
How many times has your life let you down?
When a man hits a wall and realizes that there is nothing left, he remembers that he is alive.
Being miserable is enough to prove I exist.
If I don't believe in Jesus, will he not believe in me?
I am a drunk against the world
Stab my heart forever

Armchair Pilots
Juggling the Red Book
Vibrant structure
Holding Your own
Strength In Letters
Fighting the Medication
Switchboard Relay
Cold Serial
No Timeouts Remaining
In-Bounds Play
Phonebooth Changing Room
Dialogue vs. Analogue
Strike-out Lane
Automatic Clutch
Autopilot on Manual
N.E.S.(Normal Everyday Situation)

Needless to say, I was too unnerved by this to get the book, and immediately stuffed the note in my pocket to post on my wonderful, wonderful blog.

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