I know! I know!

www.sorryeverybody.com

I am so going to put myself on there. I'll be holding a notebook over my face, in the fetal position. On the notebook it'll say:

"Sorry Afghanistan"
"Sorry Albania"
"Sorry Algeria"
"Sorry Andorra"
"Sorry Angola"
"Sorry Antigua and Barbuda"
"Sorry Argentina"
"Sorry Armenia"
"Sorry Australia"
"Sorry Austria"
"Sorry Azerbaijan"
"Sorry Bahamas"
etc. . .

I just need someone to take the picture for me. Both of my best friends are pro-Bush, so I doubt it. But you never know.

Maybe I can set my T-Mobile (I have the same service provider as Paris Hilton. Is that good or bad?) phone to like a 10-second delay.