Yeah, so I'm posting here instead of doing my homework. So what.

I just remembered this a few minutes ago and wanted to share with you.

Scene: at a basketball game.
Characters: DAVID, a teenager
DREW, a teenage friend of DAVID

DAVID: (smelling brand-new travel suit) It smells very. . . fabric-y.
DREW: (rolling his eyes, I'm sure) Yes, that's what clothes are made of.
DAVID: Not all of them! Some are made out of, like, dirt.

Quite possibly the dumbest thing I have ever said.