Cream cheese is the yuckiest food ever, n'est-ce pas?

Bleah. It's squishy and yucky and cold and it makes me gag.

I remember this one time in fifth grade. A couple of sixth-graders were doing a science project on whether color affects perception of taste. They spread cream cheese on these little crackers and used my class as a test subject. Of course, I didn't realize what it was until it was too late.

:( I preferred the blue cream cheese the best.