Fun with spam

Finally this blog lives up to its URL.

These are subjects of spam messages I've received in the last month. (The best way to get spam, incidentally, is to post your email address everywhere. Duh.)

PLEASE
THANK YOU

hello again... was hoping we could chat... julia biltmore
Apparently "Amelia Maher" is having an identity crisis.

CONGRATULATIONS!!!!! ON YOUR WINNING OVER YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS
Booyah! Eat my dust, email address!

it's me again
Dianna, please. Maybe there's a reason I never responded?

Fast debt elimination!!! drlmxfdck o tynkj
Poor guy. I think the debt eliminated him.

Make it wide open
I think this person meant to send to goatse.com.

go to sex school v uouyrnl dkzpxe
The school where you want to get F. . . cups.

[This Saturday] Last chance to free search engine teleseminar
Run little teleseminar! Run like the WIND!!!!

A chld couId use lt
That's an insult to children.

Become a s e x ual ghuru ln just 20 mlnutes
What if I don't want to become asexual?

large thighs please go away
Gampaphobia: fear of thighs.

i heard that....
So whatcha gonna do about it?

You have won!
A NEW CAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! or a collection of steak knives

Please don't ignore.Read carefully conformation code iytez f zzim
This was an eBay phishing scam, which makes me sigh and slap my forehead. AT THE SAME TIME.

Become one of the low rates
JOIN US. . . JOIN US. . . DO NOT RESIST. . .

Is someone tracking your every online move?
This was from "Mable Leblanc". Apparently Joey is doing worse than I thought :(

lose lnches - No dlet needed
Use a chainsaw.

McAfee SpamKiller 2004 $20.00
Oh, the irony.