So yesterday I went to my annual college football game. . .
We won, of course.
(cue Linda Behr searching for a list of every college football team that won its game yesterday, adding this clue to her grubby, anal-juice-stained commonplace book in an effort to pinpoint my geographic location)
It was fun, except for the annoying rednecks to my right, the stale popcorn and warm soda, the fact that it started raining in the third quarter (OMGIZZLE CLUE NO. 2), the cramped seats, the poor view we had, and some woman behind me molesting me with her left calf.
(cue Linda Behr searching for a list of every college football team that won its game yesterday, adding this clue to her grubby, anal-juice-stained commonplace book in an effort to pinpoint my geographic location)
It was fun, except for the annoying rednecks to my right, the stale popcorn and warm soda, the fact that it started raining in the third quarter (OMGIZZLE CLUE NO. 2), the cramped seats, the poor view we had, and some woman behind me molesting me with her left calf.
as told by David at
10:29 PM
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