Persecuted (persecuted)
The following is a draft post that I wrote a couple of weeks ago and forgot about.
So at school my locker is stuck between these two freaks whom I DEPLORE. They are the epitomes of flunkie college students who, you know, play Halo and think ebaumsworld and Maddox are funny and smoke copious amounts of mary jane. Except they're not quite there yet. For security reasons, I shall refer to them as Arjun and Phil.
Arjun is this little runt kid about five foot who swears like a one-eyed carpenter and tries to be racist, I think/hope, for the shock value. He has handwriting like a serial killer (Really! It's all tiny!) and walks really weird, sort of on the balls of his feet and on tiptoe at the same time. He wears these ugly sweatpants-sports team shirts combinations yet has the audacity to criticize (NOT constructively, however) other people's fashion choices. He's in the supah-special advanced students program at our school, as am I, but he clearly, crisply does not "appreciate world values", which is one of the requirements or somesuch. He has extremist political beliefs (him in Government clazz: "All the liberals can move to Pakistan" or somesuch). In addition, he keeps trying to access naughty and/or racist web pages while on the computers at school. I laugh when the web filter blocks him and think of how easy it would be just to use a proxy server. He is the one whom I focus most of my loathing upon.
Phil would be okay I think if he didn't spend so much time around Arjun. He uses profanity a lot, though not as much as Arjun, and spends most of his computer-sanctioned time trying to bypass the filter and get on this stupid Star Wars role-playing message board. It's surprising, because you'd think it'd be the other way around, but Arjun seems to be the one wearing the pants in that relationship. They follow each other around like "whipped puppy dogs".
How will I ever survive these treacherous times?!?!?!?!?! Joan of Arc had it easy compared to me.
Wench.
I've started to rotate the locks on their lockers to the "0" position whenever they're not around. Hopefully the subliminal message will rub off on them.
So at school my locker is stuck between these two freaks whom I DEPLORE. They are the epitomes of flunkie college students who, you know, play Halo and think ebaumsworld and Maddox are funny and smoke copious amounts of mary jane. Except they're not quite there yet. For security reasons, I shall refer to them as Arjun and Phil.
Arjun is this little runt kid about five foot who swears like a one-eyed carpenter and tries to be racist, I think/hope, for the shock value. He has handwriting like a serial killer (Really! It's all tiny!) and walks really weird, sort of on the balls of his feet and on tiptoe at the same time. He wears these ugly sweatpants-sports team shirts combinations yet has the audacity to criticize (NOT constructively, however) other people's fashion choices. He's in the supah-special advanced students program at our school, as am I, but he clearly, crisply does not "appreciate world values", which is one of the requirements or somesuch. He has extremist political beliefs (him in Government clazz: "All the liberals can move to Pakistan" or somesuch). In addition, he keeps trying to access naughty and/or racist web pages while on the computers at school. I laugh when the web filter blocks him and think of how easy it would be just to use a proxy server. He is the one whom I focus most of my loathing upon.
Phil would be okay I think if he didn't spend so much time around Arjun. He uses profanity a lot, though not as much as Arjun, and spends most of his computer-sanctioned time trying to bypass the filter and get on this stupid Star Wars role-playing message board. It's surprising, because you'd think it'd be the other way around, but Arjun seems to be the one wearing the pants in that relationship. They follow each other around like "whipped puppy dogs".
How will I ever survive these treacherous times?!?!?!?!?! Joan of Arc had it easy compared to me.
Wench.
I've started to rotate the locks on their lockers to the "0" position whenever they're not around. Hopefully the subliminal message will rub off on them.
as told by David at
3:57 PM
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