New Random Question Time (NRQT)

Old:

Q: Your pajamas have duckies on them. Why did you switch from choo-choos?

A: Methinks it's time to turn off the webcam.

New:

Q: The children are waiting! Please tell them the story about the bald frog with the wig:

A: Once upon a time there was a bald frog with a wig. He thought he looked hot in it so he put on another one but it was human-size so he suffocated.