Today's grab bag of spam

Re: ...broadcasting to millions... something to think about...
Apparently you've already considered it.

MICROSOFT Planning to Purchase World's Largest Spyware Company to Spam 40,000,000+
Conspiracy theorists are so fun!

Thanks for being a good friend!
Sure thing, "Molly Dean"!

???????
So many questions. . . so little time.

She wants a better sex? All you need's here!
I dunno. . . I'm really not too comfortable with purchasing a "Transsexual Do-It-Yourself Kit".

spermatazoa flavour improvement
And I would know this how?

Bbe The First inn Seearch Engine!
There's already hotels.com.

it was you!
Well thanks for ruining the suspense!

Your Email Won The Loterij
Sorry, I don't speak Dutch.

large thlghs please go away
At least you asked nicely.

IF ONLY YOU UNDERSTAND ME
Pity.

Grin baby grin
Hi everyone! My name's David! What's yours?

nomad or nurtures
Yes please.

I LOOK FORWARD TO HEAR FROM YOU
Well don't hold your breath.

Whxctkdu
I don't speak Klingon either.

HelloGrjeslullr
Nor Icelandic. Grr.