Buy shares of my blog

www.blogshares.com has an innovative idea -- make up an imaginary stock market using blogs as the different stocks! Unfortunately the idea is also sort of crap, but it does have that "innovative" thing going for it.

Let's take a look at the facts n' stuff for my blog, shall we?

URL	http://iheartspam.blogspot.com/
News feed	Syndic8.com
Valuation	B$1,068.75
Added	21:26 26 May 2005
Last Updated	22:40 18 Jul 2005
Status	Available to Trade.
Industries	None [Vote for which Industry this blog belongs to] [Who voted this blog's industries]

How charming. My blog is worth one oh six eight point seven five. It must have been all the Paris Hilton posts.

Or not, as scrolling down the page will reveal:

Incoming Links	1
Outgoing Links	2
Outgoing Link Value	B$584.38
Market Share	0.00001 %

Apparently my blog is only worth the extra $68.75 because another blog linked to mine. But which blog could it be? Call the Hardy Boys, we have a mystery on our hands.

Total Shares	5000
Public Held Shares	4000
Price	B$.20
P/E	0.94
Highest Price *	B$.00
Lowest Price *	B$.00
Trading Volume **	0
A.E.L. ***	75.75 %

I don't even know what this stuff means. I'm guessing that it means my blog is worthless :^(

As these charts exclusively reveal, my blog is boring and no one links to it.

MYSTERY SOLVED! At the bottom of the page:

Top 100 Incoming Links

This is a list of the most valuable incoming links at the time OTHER blogs are indexed. It is indicative of FUTURE value not CURRENT value.

1. Google Sitemap News (B$68.75)

Oh. How boring. I assume blogshares is referring to this post.

(To Michael: Keep the snappy one-liners coming!)

In other news about my blog, a Google search for "starbucks i love lucy" comes up with some teenager with capitalization problems (hint -- check her profile) and not much else.

AUGUST!