Plaid shorts
Everyone was wearing them at school today.
If you wear plaid shorts, I want you DEAD.

They are ugly, they are tacky, they make you look like you either just woke up or went golfing. They don't go with anything (surprise!) except plaid flannel shirts and that sends a mixed message.
People, they make you look like you're wearing boxers on the outside of your clothes!!!!2 :o
There are better ways to look fashionable (and trust me. Wearing plaid shorts, you don't.)
Ugly. Mkay?
If you wear plaid shorts, I want you DEAD.

They are ugly, they are tacky, they make you look like you either just woke up or went golfing. They don't go with anything (surprise!) except plaid flannel shirts and that sends a mixed message.
People, they make you look like you're wearing boxers on the outside of your clothes!!!!2 :o
There are better ways to look fashionable (and trust me. Wearing plaid shorts, you don't.)
Ugly. Mkay?


2 Comments:
them shorts are very ugly
By
Anonymous, at 4:59 PM
Yep. I devised a scientific formula to find the ugliest picture of them on the Internet.
By
David, at 5:01 PM
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